Monday, February 03, 2003

I'm back!! Well this Saturday February 8 is CZW's big card at their new Arena on Passyunk Avenue. And it looks like real Hell Raiser. Nick Gauge & Nate Hatred against The Backseat Boys. Two forces of destruction against the speed and agility of The Backseats. I'd have to give the edge here to The Backseats as long as they can keep out of Nick & Nate's reach. If Nick & Nate do catch them, there will be hell to pay and Kashmere may be down at the local hospital having his bat removed from a place where the sun don't shine. Of course, one of their many rats at ringside may just remove that bat for nothing but I have to tell you, I think Johnny might be safer in the ring with Nick and Nate then allowing one of the rats to get that close to his ass cheeks. And speaking of ass cheeks, I'm sure we'll see more in the continuing saga of Z-Barr and Rick Feinburg. We all know you can get a lapdance at the building next door to the Arena but I'm betting we'll see a new move called The SlapDance if Feinburg gets close enough to Z-Barr. I'm betting he'll slap him silly for being such a "big bitch" about their relationship. God help us all!! Sonjay Vs Ruckus. This could be one of the high points of the evening. The big man from the Hood with the amazing moves that should only be done by a man half his size. Sonjay: That high flying risk taking dancing fool. This match could very well be one of the best wrestling exhibitions you'll see alll nite and I won't even begin to guess who'll be the winner when the dust settles. Zandig has promised us some new faces. Boys from the South. The South: the place where hardcore originated. Hell, the "Crimson Mask" was a familiar sight to anyone who grew up watching wrestling from Georgia & Florida. Bullropes, chains, scaffolding, you name it. If it was crazy and bloody, they did it. Let's hope these new boys bring some of that heritage with them. And of course let's not forget that Main Event: Messiah vs Sick Nick Mondo. If you were in Delaware for the Deathmatchs, you know what these two sick bastards can do to one another. Yeah, I know it's Philly and there are different rules but I think we saw last month how sickly original the boys from CZW can be when forced to work under the no barbed wire- no light tube rules. There are still plenty of thumbtacks left in the City of Brotherly Love I'm sure. Will we see them again? My money is on it along with probably some sick shit we couldn't even imagine.The hell with pinfalls. I think the winner of this match just might be the guy who survives. And I'm sure that Zandig will pull some more surprises out of his hat as CZW continues to grow and build its legacy in this new building. I'll be there to see them do it. If you are smart, you will be too. Till next time, this is The Bloodhound Howlin' and Prowlin'. See You at the show.